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Introducing the DemenTed T-Shirts Unisex Classic Tee: The Swiss Army Knife of Fashion!

Are you tired of shirts that make you look like a deflated balloon? Say hello to our 100% cotton classic tee – it's so structured, it could probably stand up and walk to your closet by itself! This shirt maintains sharper lines than your grandma's disapproving glare and sits nicer than a well-trained puppy.

But wait, there's more! This tee is perfect for layered streetwear outfits. It's like a fashion onion – layers on layers, but without the tears (unless you're crying tears of joy).

Now, let's talk fabric composition, because nothing says "party" like textile percentages:
• 100% cotton for most colors (because we're overachievers)
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for that athletic look, even if you're just athletically walking to the fridge)
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester (that 1% is for good luck)
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (perfectly balanced, as all things should be)

With a fabric weight of 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), it's light enough to keep you cool, but heavy enough to withstand your wild dance moves.

Features:
• Open-end yarn (because closed-end yarn is so last season)
• Tubular fabric (it's not just a shirt, it's a fashion tube!)
• Taped neck and shoulders (for when life tries to pull you down)
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem (twice the seam, twice the fun)

Our shirts come from a variety of exotic locations: Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico. It's like a world tour for your torso!

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause sudden outbursts of confidence and an irresistible urge to strike a pose. Side effects may include compliments, envious glances, and a newfound appreciation for cotton. Wear at your own risk!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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