I'm Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Hates Me!

Stay cool and confident with our "I'm Not Clumsy, The Floor Just Hates Me!" shirt. Made from premium, moisture-wicking fabric, it offers odor resistance, stain release, and UV protection. Say goodbye to embarrassing spills and stay feeling fresh all day.

• 100% premium polyester
• Fabric weight: 4 oz/yd² (68 g/m²)

• Soft, moisture-wicking fabric
• Fade and snag resistant
• Relaxed fit
• UPF44+ protection
• Reinforced shoulder seams
• Blank product sourced from Haiti and Mexico

Important: This product is available in the United States only. If your shipping address is outside this region, please choose a different product. 

Disclaimers:
• Please note that the prints on the t-shirt may have variations in texture and appearance. This is due to a natural byproduct of the printing process called glycol, a nearly clear glossy substance that may give the print a shinier appearance where present. Glycol is water-soluble/miscible, so washing the garment will easily remove it.
• Due to the heat press used in the printing process, some shading may be around the print area on darker-colored t-shirts. We recommend washing the garment to help mitigate any temporary color changes caused by the heat press.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, so it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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