I'm Not Short

Introducing the "Fun-Sized Fabulous" Tee from DemenTed T-Shirts!

Are you tired of being called "vertically challenged"? Well, stand tall (or as tall as you can) in our 100% cotton classic tee, proudly proclaiming, "I'm not short; I'm fun-sized!" It's the perfect shirt for anyone who's closer to the ground but reaches for the stars.

This tee sits so nicely, it might just give you an extra inch or two! With its sharp lines and structured look, you'll be the most put-together fun-sized package in any room. Layer it for a streetwear look that says, "I may be short, but my style is sky-high!"

Now, for the nitty-gritty (because even fun-sized folks appreciate the details):
• 100% cotton (except for our indecisive color variants)
• Sport Grey is 90% cotton, 10% polyester (for when you need that extra 10% to reach the top shelf)
• Ash Grey is 99% cotton, 1% polyester (that 1% is where we store all the tall jokes)
• Heather colors are 50% cotton, 50% polyester (perfectly balanced, like your center of gravity)

Weighing in at a mighty 5.0–5.3 oz/yd² (170-180 g/m²), it's substantial enough to make you feel taller, but light enough that a strong breeze won't carry you away.

Features:
• Open-end yarn (because we're open to the idea that size doesn't matter)
• Tubular fabric (it's not a shirt, it's a fun-sized fabric fortress!)
• Taped neck and shoulders (to support the weight of all those "How's the weather down there?" comments)
• Double seam at sleeves and bottom hem (because good things come in small, well-constructed packages)

Our tees come from Honduras, Nicaragua, Haiti, Dominican Republic, Bangladesh, and Mexico. It's like a global height chart, and you're the fun-sized star!

Warning: Wearing this shirt may cause sudden bursts of confidence, an increase in high-five requests (aim high!), and the irresistible urge to stand on tiptoes in photos. Side effects may include witty comebacks to height jokes and a newfound appreciation for step stools.

Remember, dynamite comes in small packages – and so do you in this awesome tee!

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide